Week 8 Power Rankings

1. RedBalls

All Mattie “the winning BEEFTRAIN” Hamilton has to say is “all I do is WIN WIN WIN no matter WHAT!” Redballs sit comfortably at the top of the Frisbee pyramid, undefeated and feeling pretty cocky. But let’s face it, they have every right to be. No one has got as big of balls as they do. The inconquerable Damavo will be looking to take home finals, continuing their streak of perfection. Redballs solo females Liss and Katie will force Redballs to play 2 gals, 5 guys in the game against Clockwork Orange. We will see if Redballs can go through finals unscathed!

2. Lascivious LadyFingers

After last week’s major loss, Hugh “stretch” Osborn and his Ladyboys will be hungry for some victory. The Ladyfingers will have to pull themselves together if they want to come back strong, especially as they will be facing stiff competition from the Birds.

3. Dark Matter

Dark Matter’s win against Clockwork Orange last has boosted their confidence after recent breakdown of team chemistry. They will be eager to win again in this week’s game against Spunk.

4. Dye Fast Tie Furious

Tie-Dye will be facing the Green Lanterns again this week, like a recurrent nightmare. Finny’s absence this week may pose a challenge, but Tie-Dye has every ability to dominate, as long as the team comes onto the field ready to win.

5. The Green Lanterns

The General’s Green Lanterns are infused with confidence after their win against Tie-Dye. Will they be able to win once more? The Lanterns certainly think so. This team’s rise from the bottom has the potential to carry it up to the top during the finals.

6. Spastic Spunk

Spunk, spunk, spunk. With two super sexy wins in their pants, Spunk is starting to look like a brand new team. Spunk will be facing off with Dark Matter in the first round of finals. Will they obliterate the darkness with their Spunk? If Amy and Bobby have anything to say about it, that is a resounding YES.

7. The Birds

The Birds seems to be suffering from Bird Flu recently. After a couple weeks of losses, the Birds are certainly ready for some winning in their game against the Ladyfingers this week. The comeback queens will be looking for their chance to fly to the top during the finals. Squawk it out, Birds: “Death-From-Above!”

8. Clockwork Orange

Clockwork Orange has a will to win, but hasn’t quite been able to make it happen. However, the finals could be the start of a new winning streak for Orange. Without the leadership of Timmy, the other Orange boys will have to step up and to take home the gold.

Ladder

Pos Team Wins Losses For Against Differential

1 RedBalls 7 0 91 60 31

2 Lascivious LadyFingers 5 2 82 52 30

3 Dark Matter 4 3 80 76 4

4 Dye Fast Tie Furious 3 4 70 77 -7

5 The Green Lanterns 3 4 63 78 -15

6 Spastic Spunk 3 4 62 81 -19

7 The Birds 2 5 76 70 6

8 Clockwork Orange 1 6 68 89 -21

Great job in the Red Robin rounds, everyone! Get pumped for finals!

xoxoxo

<3 the Disc-Hammering Honeys