Last week was not quite the Sorting Ceremony at Hogwarts but
at least everyone was put into their teams and are no longer lost souls
wandering around the fields. Without further ado, let’s introduce the team
captains and their respective colours.
Red Team
Not much is known about the red team… No that’s a lie. The
red team has been headed by 4’5” boy wonder Mattie Hamilton for as long as I
can remember. Maybe the Sorting Disc felt that there has to be some balance in
the height department and so sorted 8’10” Rob Dehollander into the team. Rob
Dehollander has arms that have been compared to the wingspan of a C-130 and it
will be interesting to see how the red team fares this semester.
Tie Dye Team
The team with the most dazzling colours probably picked it
to make up for their lack of skill on the field. Jokes. Led by Finny, the
tie-dye team has always been a force to be reckoned with. To top it off,
Finny’s a giant party dog so I hope this team is ready for a fun-filled
semester.
Green Team
Travelling from all the way across the ditch is kiwi Scott
Adams. Seriously where did we find this guy and how did he obtain captainship
that quickly? Is he really that good? Let’s hope his throwing abilities are as
good as his strapping abilities because if they are I reckon the green team
will make it far this season.
Yellow Team
Bob. Seriously, Bob. When are you gonna quit your job and
just play Ultimate full-time? Apparently one of the more senior players in the
league, Bob has not been the same ever since returning from America. Watch out
for his signature “Praying Mantis Catches the Fly” play.
Purple Team
Experience: 0. Fun: 10. That’s the best way to describe the
purple team with new captains Phangbang and Phil at the helm. These guys seem
to be more interested in partying than playing Frisbee but let’s be honest; so
is everyone else in this league. If you’re looking to party this semester, I
suggest you start turning in your applications for the purple team.
Blue Team
The blue team is led by a yank from halfway across the
world. Nothing is known about Joe except he’s from Maryland and has a pierced
left ear. Will he be able to complete more passes than change the number of ear
studs he has? Only time will tell.
White Team
When a man who is qualified to play in the masters still
plays in the Townsville Ultimate Disc League, it makes you ponder a few things.
Chris Ende is serious enough most of the time, but when he gets on the piss he
turns into… Let’s just say he turns into something else. White team; look out
for (or look after) your captain come pub crawl!
Orange Team
The orange team had the first pick of the draft this
semester and it is no surprise they chose number one draft pick Christian Pitt.
Hailing from the University of Pittsburgh, I heard that Christian is a division
one player from ‘murica but down we have no idea what that means down under.
Rumour has it that he has a permanent game face on; can we get some photos as
confirmation?
Pink Team
The pink team chose this colour because they wanted to raise
awareness for breast cancer this semester. Chris Palazzi really cares about
cancer research and breast cancer is one area he is particularly interested in.
I applaud them for dedication to the cause.
Black Team
What happened to James David!?
This is going to be weird for me not seeing James captain the black team. Will
O’Suv be able to fill his shoes? If he can throw as many assists as Finny can
hit on Norwegians then I think it shouldn’t be a problem. The black team also
has the brother of trick shot champion and American All-Star Ultimate player
Brodie Smith, Riley Smith, on their side this semester.
That was the introduction to the teams and the captains.
Let’s hope everyone will have their team names and jerseys sorted out by Wednesday.
Until then, have a good week!
