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A Full Sized Playing FieldWe have a short time to teach you the game of Ultimate each week so for those who need to/want to know more about the rules here's two links from the AFDA website. The first is just the rules. The second is a more compact version which might suit you better for printing to read in the toilet, while still saving you enough money to buy toilet paper later in the week had you printed the other one.
Normal Version
http://wfdf.org/rules/WFDF%20Rules%20of%20Ultimate%202009.pdfCompact Toilet Version
http://www.afda.com/resources/WFDF%202009%20Rules%20-%20Pocket%20Format.pdfJust copy and paste to your address bar. Then read and learn.
A Full Sized Playing Field
First things first: too lazy to hyperlink those web addresses (because we all know you are reallll busy)...
ReplyDeleteSecond: how thoughtful of you to consider my financial needs in such dire economic times!
Lastly: There are rules in this game?
Well Sir, thanks to you I realised that it wasn't impossible and that I could hyperlink (as you call it) those websites.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes I don't want you to have to use old receipts or lecture notes to replace the old bog roll because you weren't being thrifty.
The rules have been put up at request from at least 17 other people complaining of your constant fouling, swearing, travelling, and being an all round douchebag on the field. Hope this helps.