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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Townsville Mixed Ultimate League Power Rankings – Week 6

With week 6 kicking off on Wednesday night we will see the end of the regular season of ultimate. With each team having a double header tonight we could see some huge movement on the ladder and on the Finals Power Rankings next time!
Let’s get to it this week!

1

RedBalls

For the first half of the season the RedBalls were hiding in the shadows of Dark Matter. But no longer! Over the last 2 weeks the RedBalls have pushed ahead and remain the only unbeaten team in the league! With some excellent performances and the coming out of Mattie H and Bevo the RedBalls have forged ahead. These guys are the team to beat coming into finals!
This week RedBalls play two huge games against Lascivious LadyFingers & Dark Matter. These games will separate the men from the ladyboys!

2

Lascivious LadyFingers + 1

After a tough loss way back in round 1 Lascivious LadyFingers haven’t looked back since! With no team scoring double digits against them for the last 4 rounds teams will need to find a way to get through their rock solid defence in order to get the W against the LadyFingers.
This week the LadyFingers have Clockwork Orange & RedBalls. Will be a huge feature match against RedBalls, which could very possibly decide who will come first and win the minor premiership!

3

Dark Matter - 1

Dark Matter had a strong start to the season before dropping 2 games on the trot to the lowly ranked Green Lanterns & Dye Fast Tie Furious teams. Boasting a huge line up including some of the tallest males in the league Dark Matter plus the leading female scorer, Dee Finn, these guys need to be watched all over the park!
With run ins against the RedBalls & Clockwork Orange Dark Matter will be looking to turn their run around and finish the season with 2 Ws!


4

Dye Fast Tie Furious + 3


Dye Fast Tie Furious came together with a big win against a full strength Dark Matter team. Great team work coming out of the week with the entire team gelling together to learn and work with each other’s strengths and weaknesses. With Stacey still to come back into the line-up Tie Furious are looking to continue their return to form this week!
Two tough matches against The Birds & the Green Lanterns this week will be a big test for Tie Dye!


5

The Birds - 1


The Birds have suffered two tough losses over the past fortnight against RedBalls and LadyFingers. Last week they were short a few players which left some holes in their otherwise solid line up. Look for them to bounce back this week with some solid performances from Damon, Cody, Dane & Bekah!
With matches against Dye Fast Tie Furious & Spastic Spunk they have an excellent chance to bounce back to finish the finals with a couple of Ws!

6

The Green Lanterns + 2


Green Lanterns have struggled a bit this season. After a season ending injury to captain Christine the Lanterns struggled throughout the first 3 weeks of the season. In the last two weeks replacement Captain, Mike ‘The General’ Larson has stepped into the line-up to help the Lanterns to two wins on the trot. Look to Mike to continue pulling his team together for possibly another couple of wins. Can the Lanterns continue their fairy tale run to the play-offs?
The unpredictable Spastic Spunk & the improving Dye Fast Tie Furious teams will be doing their absolute best to halt the charge of the Lanterns. Look for two close games tonight!

7

Clockwork Orange - 1

Clockwork Orange has been improving week in week out under the joint leadership of Timmy & Carlos. After playing in a string on tough & long matches Clockwork Orange will be looking to turn those close losses into wins this week.
Twice as many games this week will give Clockwork Orange matches against Lascivious LadyFingers & Dark Matter. Two tough matches for CO will let them work hard to have good form coming into the finals!

8

Spastic Spunk - 3

Last but not least is Spastic Spunk. A horror week for them last week with a bunch of unavailable key players left them vulnerable to a rampaging LadyFingers squad. This week we will hopefully see the return of key players Bobby, Nick, Duncan & Sam! Be ready to see a whole new Spastic Spunk line up ready to leave their white stain over their unfortunate opponents!
Big matches against the Green Lanterns & the Birds that are anyone’s guess will finish up the league’s round robin comp.

A quick look at the ladder before we go as well!

Ladder

PosTeamWinsLossesForAgainstDifferential







1 RedBalls50654421
2 Lascivious Ladyfingers41642935
3 Dark Matter3257543
4 The Birds23584711
5 Dye Fast Tie Furious235256-4
6 The Green Lanterns233857-19
7 Clockwork Orange144963-14
8 Spastic Spunk143659-23

This will be the last regular season power rankings, with a week off next week due to lecture recess. Stay tuned next week for a special season review followed by special individual match previews for the final series!

Until next time, keep throwing!

Sparkles

Friday, September 16, 2011

Lyrics of Life

To all the country music fans in attendance, Eric Church's new ballad titled: Springsteen, talks simply of the use of music to remember your good times. He wants you to remember the first loves, the best friends, and all the loose ends. His lines go like this:

"It's funny how a melody sounds like a memory, like the soundtrack to a July Saturday night."

And I ask you, fellow Ultimate Friends: If that is the case and songs can allow us to remember our good times, can blogs not do the same. Are the words you read not the lyrics to your life. I say play on, sing on, and rock on!

So let's get to this week's review of Frisbee. I can tell you that the first few weeks meant nothing as the points have switched, the rankings have switched, but the chatter and gibber jabber has increased exponentially.
Lascivious Ladyfingers vs. Spastic Spunk
Lady-B's peel out the victory 13-1

As you can see, the Ladyfingers have now entered into a snowballing effect of winning ways. When playing the Zone there are a few key elements in perfecting you team’s ability to win: persistence and instinct. Yellow showed both in a fine display of Ultimate action, which can be seen on the scoreboard above. They also made sure not to give the Spunk any easy shots at goal, and the first half was an example of this. With a lack of short movement due to the LF's zone defense envelopment, there wasn't much difficulty in shutting down the Spunk’s zone offense. When possession was changed, a number of hammers found weaknesses in the Spunk’s zone, which gave way to a few quick points. The half ended at 7-0. In reality, the Spunk just ended up with some unlucky turnovers, and that’s what causes the losses of many teams. Whoever makes the least amount of mistakes, wins. The start of the second half saw one of the first long points of the game and it looked like the Spunk were dominating and going to score an upwind gem. But the Ladyfingers got lucky on a couple of close calls when panic set in, and they eventually abandoned their successful zone D for the first time in the game. This breakdown of structure came close to giving the Spunk their first point but a lucky turn of events saw Ladyfingers hold course for a pants’ing of their opposition.

Intensity on D increased from the Spunk and a bit of an assassination zone D was played. There seems to be a new star on the rise in the form of Khaled Osmani, swatting down what he sees and playing his heart out. This drive on defense allowed for the offense to pick up, eventually leading to the conversion of their first point. How did this occur you ask? They began to play smart, stretching out the field and offering great targets on the wing in Becca and Quint, with occasional support from other players. Deep hucks from Chris never quite found their range flying too low at rocket pace and being uncatchable or floating too long and getting cleaned up by the deep, all of which allowed Hugh a bit of work on his fitness at the back while admittedly baiting the throws (You do Parkfit bro, you should be in shape already lol). However, one memorable disc did get through and landed safely in Becca’s hands. Due to the hard work of the wings, the field in the middle opened up for the Spunk a lot more in the second half. Hugh’s sexy bananas battled this with their strong cup typically consisting of Marinda, Shreya and a willing male. With a bit more movement in the short area and timing from poppers the Spunk could do some damage in a zone.

Though the score shows a stomping, the Spunk fought hard with what they had, especially in the second half, and gave everyone a tough game. Both teams set their own personal goals: Ladyfingers to show Townsville what a pants’ing looks like, and the Spunk's ability to overcome this huge adversity and get the point they wanted. I think the intensity shown by both teams over the whole game is a better indication of the quality of each team than the scoreline. Great match! I’ll leave you with this leadership moment from one of the Spunk’s own:

“Those last couple of points, our zone was really coming together, and even though everyone was absolutely dying, we ran ourselves into the ground. Thanks for playing hard until the end everyone! Next week we are gonna kick some serious ass!”

I believe her.

Dye Fast Tie Furious vs. Dark Matter
Multi-coloured Maniacs 13-10

You want action? Oi, I’ll show you action. Or you can read the action, I think it makes more sense that way unless someone videotaped this endurance match. DFTF started strongly and got up 4-0 with a really well executed cup thanks in part to the girls. They kept the pressure on for the whole first half, but nothing scares the Darkness away; only You Are Afraid of the Dark (North American 90s generation? Can I get some love for this reference?) Air David and A-O Suv fought back and ended up going to half down 7-5. After the second half, Dark Matter got the first point with quick movement from Lady D and her swingin’ disc tactics. This allowed them to crawl within one and make it 7-6, but Zano took charge and basically broke down the electron deficient defense with his killer backhands and ever improving flicks. With nearly no time to gather some momentum, the Matter found themselves down 12-6. As he watched from the sidelines due to a tweaked knee, Luke “Rebel” McClellan saw yet another example of teams getting behind from increased turnovers. Ashley tried his very best to stop Zane, but this was his and Finny’s game. Dark Matter never gave up hope and got 4 or so in a row at the end but it was already too late as the game was gone. And it was toooooooooo fucking long. I mean really, 10:25pm? Lock it up guys. Many sat on the sidelines watching as the turnovers mounted from DFTF’s inability to get that 13th and final point in a 12-10 score. The Dark Matter just needs to work on their execution, having heaps of fun but just missing that vital finishing touch. I am still expecting big things from them. DFTF played solid as a team and simply outplayed them. It was a really high quality game! Props to Rohanna for making the grab to end this sluggfest.

Redballs vs. The Birds
Balls of Red 13-10

I personally love a good Cinderella Story, and this game was close to fulfilling it for me. Storming into the first half, the Balls were able to cruise, thus leaving the Birds to fly low on 3 points. After this, the Birds did what seemed to be a sign to use a team bonding montage. They recovered with strict and patient passing, pulling in as close as 10-9. Everything was set for a glorious comeback and the finding of that elusive second crystal slipper; a loss on Redballs’ record. A halftime speech from Cody found its way to the heart of his team and managed to inspire them for the second half. "Sucks losing doesn't it...Well don't lose". And that was what The Birds tried to do. Unfortunately for Franich and Dane’s birdies, the Redballs hadn't read the script for this story, and managed to dig deep and push their way to win 13-10. Big moments in this game that deserve special mention include Rebecca Rosendale's two big double D's. Matthew, don’t you mean “Dashing D’s, as in defense? Sorry for the misunderstanding bud, I fixed your review for you. But it’s clear that she seems to just pluck those disks right out of the sky. Let us not forget traditionary tales of Bevo's ability to bloody himself every game. His layout defense caused this to happen yet again.

“It’s Shit losing eh” Yes, it is, but that’s not why we play.
Green Lanterns vs. Clockwork Orange
Lanterns 13-10

Now that we are sure of Captain Christine’s forceable absence with the kissing disease (mono/glandular ‘aussie slang’), the Lanterns were bestowed with the honour of Mr. Mike Larson to help with the young inexperienced Lantern Corp. A quick recap of how to play in a Zone proved vital for further matches but was not used in this game. The wind caused both teams to run the Force on defense, pinning all hopes to a handler’s skills and the luck of Mother Nature. Through a series of excellent passing and stack movement up the field, Green was able to run 3 quick points in less than ten minutes. Timmy’s Time Pieces were able to use speed and concentration from Josh Fuller and TJ Kelly, as well as the speed of their girls to crawl back in the game. The battle raged on but the Lanterns had discovered their true identities and eventually took half 7-4. With a few shifts off, Larson put his coaching skills to the test and gave some tidbits of wisdom to Gabe and Zach as they handled up the field nearly finding the endzone. With Captain Timmy relying on one good hand, and Josh’s lungs beginning to fail, it looked as if the Lanterns would take this game quite handedly with the score at 9-5. This was not the case, and like it has been proven before, you never light a lantern unless your power is in excess. Green’s energy source, their will power, was apparently turned off and the Orange team made them pay dearly for it, racking up 3 points in succession. There was a good effort by Sandra from Orange, who continued her offensive valour in the stack. Some chilly mentalities with the disc allowed Jaime to get open off the cut into the corner endzone for an amazing layout point, which then turned into a tuck and roll situation and maybe a black eye.

Sanne vs. Jaime...
The Great Dane vs. The Crafty Canuck...
Who will win Female Rookie of the Year? Only time will tell.

Endurance won this game, and even with both teams representing the leading attendance in Ryan Miller’s Parkfit workouts, the numbers don’t lie. Green has a tough time with female players showing up (CATHERINE, SOPHIE! I’m talking about you lol), but the guys can field two teams and they ran the opposition into submission.

Now before the semester ends and all of the fun and games are over I would first like to say that I may be MIA for the month of October. Seeing as my final teaching placement will be for an entire month and graduation is on the horizon, I will be focusing on my studies as opposed to Frisbee. I have yet to meet many of the new players this semester and I know that very soon, you will all fly back to home countries for the holidays as I may be doing the same. MAYBE lol. I love Australia too much. Secondly, this may cause someone else to take the reigns of the game reviews.

If this is my last entry may I say this:

It has been an honour and a privilege to remind you all of how great you are playing and how you are enjoying your time in Oz. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. And no matter what happens, don't cry because it's over but be happy because it happened. Now I am sure many will not go as far to shed some tears but we all know that bonds forged in one semester abroad (especially in Australia) last a lifetime. So when that flight is looming closer on your calendar I ask that you remember what I have been telling you all since the beginning. Live in the present, take risks, be extroverted, and grab life by the disc.

We are playing in an International plethora of students. There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all. Even if I don't have the pleasure of seeing or talking to you all again, I will know that I have so many reasons to smile, thousands upon thousands. And of those reasons, a good 100 of them are close by. I have you, I have Ultimate Frisbee, I think life is pretty fucking awesome right now. Don't you?

Your Ultimate Friend,
The Man with The Dragon Tattoo

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Cut-throat Ultimate

QUDA must be thrilled, Queensland Ultimate continues to grow with the solid numbers in Townsville and the expansion of Cairns Ultimate ever on the up. It appears Chillagoe mine is now getting into the spirit of things out west. Co-Presidente Duncan had this to say about the new branch of Ultimate, Cut-throat Disc which follows the trend of Ultimate by using an adjective in the name of the sport.

"This is how we play ultimate in a mine - it's cutthroat and lethal, especially catching but we are training hard to bring it to the 'Ville"



Townsville is already anticipating sending a tournament team full of Canadians and New Zealanders to the mine to take on the challenge!

Just kidding!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Week 5 Game Previews

So it comes to another Wednesday finally! We all love Wednesday because it’s Frisbee day! Yay!
Here are the previews and tips for this week’s games!

Field 1

RedBalls vs The Birds

RedBalls and The Birds face off in the feature match this week! With the RedBalls still undefeated it is a huge ask for The Birds to knock them off the pedestal.
With Dave & Mattie banding together to form a strong alliance this is the combo that needs to be broken to get past the Balls!
The Birds strong teaming of Cody, Dane & Bekah is still dominant and is a key feature to this match. If they can keep on performing at a high level we could see the upset!

Sparkles Tip – RedBalls to continue their winning ways with a 13 – 10 victory.

Field 2

Dark Matter vs Dye Fast Tie Furious

Dark Matter coming off an upset loss to The Green Lanterns last week look to bounce back this week against a struggling Tie Furious line up!
Dark Matter’s key combo of James, Dee & Ash are still dominating games left right and centre. The scoring power of James and Dee needs to be stopped to slow Dark Matters run.
Tie Furious look to keep working on their team work to use every player to close out big games. With Stacey still injured look for some big performances from Finny and Zane to make some big plays through the night.

Sparkles Tip – Dark Matter to bounce back to a 13 – 11 victory.

Field 3

The Green Lanterns vs Clockwork Orange

After a big win last week the Green Lanterns are flying high! Clockwork Orange also pulled a great universe point win as well. After both teams going the start of the season without wins they both are looking to keep on winning this week.
With captain Christine out for the season The Green Lanterns are looking to pick up part time captain Mike Larson for the rest of the season. If he plays expect to see the Lanterns become a force to be feared!
Clockwork Orange pulled together for a great team performance with every player getting involved last week for a great win. There is no single player that makes this team. Everyone can shake things up on their night.

Sparkles Tip – Green Lanterns to keep on winning 13 - 9

Field 4

Spastic Spunk vs Lascivious LadyFingers

Spastic Spunk suffered a tough loss last week against the undefeated RedBalls, while the LadyFingers picked up a big win against The Birds. Both teams have the talent to get the win, it will just be who wants it more!
Spastic Spunk are looking to use their key weapon Amy to get some big points this week. With Chris & Quint around to handle expect to see Amy going long lots tonight!
Lascivious LadyFingers will be using their handler heavy line up of Hugh, Mark, Rob & Colin to move the disc around the field to find the best possible options to score.

Sparkles Tip – LadyFingers to keep on the winning path 13 - 9

That rounds up the games for this week! What is everyone else’s tips and results from last week? Last week I tipped 2 of 4! This brings my season tipping to 6 of 12. Not to flash I gotta say!

Until next week! Keep throwing!

Love from Sparkles

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Good spirit, administering the rules!

It's always a good reminder to people playing Ultimate that they are the referees for themselves on the field. As this is the case with Ultimate, it's best to have a read of the rules especially if this isn't just your first semester playing. In fact it's a goddamn rule that you know how to administer the rules, and it's the first one!

1. Spirit of the Game
1.1. Ultimate is a non-contact, self-refereed sport. All players are responsible for
administering and adhering to the rules. Ultimate relies upon a Spirit of the Game that
places the responsibility for fair play on every player.

So although the more senior players try to guide new players through the rules, it's even better if you can have a read yourself. Even if you've read them before the rules get updated all the time and change. If want to read the rules they can be found below. Some of the rules require interpretation and thought so take your time working through them, they aren't that long, read a section at time if you need to.

http://wfdf.org/rules/WFDF%20Rules%20of%20Ultimate%202009.pdf

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sorry for the late power rankings this week! Running a bit short on time this week so here is the short list for the power rankings!

1

RedBalls + 1

The RedBalls keep their winning ways going with a win over the Spunk. With Dark Matter dropping a game we finally see their rise to the top! Let’s see if they can hold it!

2

Dark Matter - 1

With a surprise loss to the Green Lanterns (possibly due to stand in captain duties by Mike ‘The General’ Larson) we see Dark Matter drop to 2nd place. Don’t expect them to take this week lightly!

3

Lascivious LadyFingers

With the LadyFingers getting a big win over the Birds they put some space between the bottom half of the ladder. Could this be the year when Hugh leads a team to glory? Only time will tell!

4 The Birds

The Birds suffered a tough loss to the LadyFingers last week which cemented them in 4th place. With a run up against the top ranked RedBalls this week they have the chance to catapult back up the rankings!

5 Spastic Spunk + 1

Spastic Spunk were the 4th team on the trot to drop a game to the rampaging RedBalls. They put up a great fight still! With a run against Hugh’s LadyBoys expect a close tough game!

6 Clockwork Orange + 1

Clockwork Orange took their first win of the season last week against the Tie Dye team. An absolute marathon game finishing on universe point. This week CO have a chance to continue their winning ways this week against the Green Lanterns.

7

Dye Fast Tie Furious - 1


Tie Furious continue their free fall down the power rankings dropping another game to Clockwork Orange. They will be looking to keep on improving and look to give Dark Matter a run for their money come Wednesday night.

8

The Green Lanterns

The Green Lanterns jumped on the winner’s line last week with a huge upset victory over Dark Matter. With the stand in captain Mike Larson they banded together for the week. Only time will tell if they can do it again this week against CO!


Lots of movement in the power rankings over the last week! Lets see how this week goes with the league! Have a look at the official ladder below!

Ladder

Pos Team Wins Losses For Against Differential







1 RedBalls 4 0 52 34 18
2 Lascivious Ladyfingers 3 1 51 28 23
3 Dark Matter 3 1 47 41 6
4 The Birds 2 2 48 34 14
5 Dye Fast Tie Furious 1 3 39 46 -7
6 Spastic Spunk 1 3 35 46 -11
7 Clockwork Orange 1 3 39 50 -11
8 The Green Lanterns 1 3 25 47 -22

Until next time!

Sparkles

Friday, September 9, 2011

Is Our Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

Facebook will soon be able to showcase “On this day in 2011” in 2012. And when you are all snuggled up in your warm beds, halfway around the world once more, you will read about how this week in frisbee was a definite game changer. On Wednesday, September 7th, 2011 the world of frisbee was turned upside down and counter-clockwise. On this day every team gave it their all and learned valuable lessons about their teams and themselves.

First up!
RedBalls vs Spastic Spunk
13-9 to RedBalls

This was an intense game where both teams gave tremendous efforts, going toe to toe for some ridiculously long points, and for bragging rights of climbing the ladder of Sparkles’ power rankings. The Spunk were all over the balls scoring the first 2 points of the match with some epic zone play early in the game. This almost seemed to have “tipped” the pace of the game in favour of the Spunk, however, the RedBalls quickly found a way to adapt to their nasty swings and fought back with cocaine-fueled vengeance, and thus taking half. From the second half we saw the Balls build on their lead with patient handling and precision catches. It looked like the Spunk were reaching for the domers at 9-5, but a second wind hit and the spunk started coming back for sloppy seconds. They creatively put 3 points on in succession (the natural hat trick-that was for you North America!) thanks to some sick D's! The Redballs reached for the lube at 11-9 and scored the final 2 points to come out on top! Games like these remind me why I love this Sport. It was another fantastic game with everything ultimate frisbee is all about, arguments over rules, heckling, hard running, sick D's, incredible grabs, hammers and ofc spirit!

Clockwork Orange vs Dye Fast Tie Furious
Orange by a hair: 13-12

“Hickory dickory doc. I’ve seemed to have lost my spot. I went for the disc, fucked up my wrist, and now I drink a lot.”

Captain Timmy was again out of commission during this game so it was up to Carlos and Josh Fuller to step up their game and impart some wisdom on the ladies of Orange. This game was a battle that mirrored a war amongst the Greek gods. Captain Finny was looking to mimic Ares, God of War, by blanketing his bed with the skins of the players he has destroyed. However as we will come to read, it was Clockwork Orange who began the physicality in brutal fashion. This game was dead tight the whole way and provided us with some background on the defense of both teams. There was an example of “double happiness”, where you cause the defensive stop and then score on the next play. Locked at 12-12 with the stall count at 8, Zane let go of a fully throttled huck aiming for the end zone only to have Catherine Dehollander in the cup, jump in the air and block it. Although in pain, she went straight to the end zone and caught the winning pass! I think two Dehollanders is enough. Who brought the third? Teamwork between TJ Kelly and Josh Fuller allowed for Finny to cease any physical activity for a while. Carlos Castro (Achilles) gave Ephraim Hofsäß a black eye! It’s Hofsäß, not Hector. This game Lasted till lights out with a final score of 13-12. The Tye Dye’s cup was absolutely amazing in defense.

Green Lanterns vs. Dark Matter
Lanterns’ will power unites for a 13-8 victory

Yes, you are reading this correctly. With a limited amount of male players on the Dark Matter team and an over abundance of energy from the Lanterns, the Gods of Frisbee decided to mix up the power rankings in a big way. It was the darkest of nights and there were many who have been worshiping the Matter’s might, myself included. Yet in those times of distress, the power of the green rings came together and gave it everything they could. There is always the undying factor that any team Larson steps onto will gain a slight advantage. And to say that Larson’s help was the cause for victory would be a grave, underrated assumption. However, it was not the main source of victory for the Green team. After numerous follies in positioning, increased turnovers, and injuries, the Lanterns showcased their heart and soul and put on a cutting clinic. The Big 3 (A-O Suv, Air David, and Rebel Luke) were ran ragged and soon began to tire. Since most of the team participates in Ryan Miller’s PARKFIT, we can see where all the endurance and strength come from. Green quickly took the first three points before handing them back to Dark Matter’s determination and technical prowess to tie the game. The first half went back and forth with incredible moves and cuts from James, as well as the ever unstoppable rebel without a cause, Luke McClellan. Vega and Mitch from the Lanterns were able to break free from their defensive counterparts and go long for Larson and Peter’s hucks. Un-renounced to both teams, Sokolowski was able to gain a couple steps on both Luke and Nick during deep routes. His speed was however, rivaled not by his hands, and the disc was dropped on two occasions in the endzone, which could have made the game go by faster. What Vega and Mitch missed in points they got back in assists and defensive might. Ashley was a pure handler for the Matter coaching players to certain destinations and comfortably putting the disc in their hands. Turnovers were the reasons for loss. Matter simply made more than the Lanterns. Fabian has been showing real promise and advancement in skill. Look out for him. His learning curve is incredibly vertical, much like himself.

Lascivious Ladyfingers vs The Birds
Yellow Sex toys take it: 13-8

It was an unexpectedly tough defensive point that started the game for the Ladyfingers with Birds maintaining the majority of the possession. The Birds couldn't seem to convert during the first half due to a bunch of hail mary type throws ending up on the ground in the endzone. However, the arrival of Dane gave them a much needed confidence boost and they managed a revival getting a few more points on the board. In conjunction with this, the Ladyfingers' defense and force broke down giving way to easy points. At 6 a piece before half, a yellow timeout was called to break the run. During the break Hugh pressed about communication on the field and importance of the force. This and a much needed rest seemed to do the trick and got them out of their rut. They upped the intensity coming into the second half, timing on cuts (which improved substantially) with Jeanette, who often provided the first open cuts from the stack! The Cody and Damon handling duo worked well together and were hard to defend. Sanne decided to take on the role of the deep receiver providing a small (literally) distraction when Hugh went up for a couple of high catches. She was very close to getting squashed. Timo discovered a new love of laying-out with some epic explosive displays to clean up swilly hucks from Hugh. Janice was cleaning up a lot of stray throws on field which saved potential embarrassment for the thrower a couple of times. Claire, from the Birds, showed how to make plenty of great cuts to provide offensive movement for her team and got a few good run through defensive swats.
With the Ladyfingers managing to stay a few points up on the Birds throughout, even the arrival of the cavalry, in the form of Mark ‘F-truck’ Franich and Dane ‘Dirty Trampy Whore’ West, wasn’t enough to bring down the Hugh-Rob-Genge handling machine. Despite bringing the game to a draw, the Birds lost half-time to the Ladyfingers, with the Ladyfingers stepping it up after half to bring it home.

So that was the goings on here in the land of Oz. Soon we will be treated with the ever important “Australia vs The World” game during lecture recess. All are encouraged to participate and join in on what will definitely be the most competitive game of the season. Seriously, it gets real up in this bitch. All of your nice Aussie teammates will quickly revert to evil eyes and devilish smiles. We can combat this with World power, cool pump up songs, and an array of multi coloured flags to trance them in a daze as we run up the score.

I had an assignment to finish so I’ll try and get the Part 3 movie up tonight.

Keep fit and have fun,
The Man With the Dragon Tattoo

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Week 4 Game Previews

So it comes to another Wednesday finally! We all love Wednesday because it’s Frisbee day! Yay!
Here are the previews and tips for this week’s games!

Field 1

RedBalls vs Spastic Spunk

In week 4 the RedBalls look to extend their undefeated run while the Spunk look to start a streak of their own. Both teams boast their own strengths that the other team will struggle with.
The RedBalls continue on their solid season with improvement happening all across the line. Teacher Dave is passing on all his knowledge to all of the team to pleasing results.
The Spunk keep looking to pull together to shake things up week in week out. With big Duncan coming back into the team this week he will be looking to make a difference by showing some patience with the handlers.
Is sure to be a ripper of a match!
Sparkles Tip – The RedBalls still being too good taking Spunk 13 – 10.

Field 2

Clockwork Orange vs Dye Fast Tie Furious

Clockwork Orange and Dye Fast Tie Furious face off the week in a big game for both teams. Both teams are looking to join the winners circle after some close losses and not so inspiring performances.
Clockwork Orange still boasts one of the quickest most talent laden team in the league. Once they can all join together and play some quick free flowing ultimate they will start to shake up the results!
Dye Fast Tie Furious have struggle throughout the season so far. Sickness & injury have made for a tough start to the season. If they can get all their players back from sickness and injury this week could be the week for Tie Dye to strike back!
Sparkles Tip – Tie Furious to band together to take the win 13 - 10

Field 3

Lascivious LadyFingers vs The Birds

In the game of the round Lascivious LadyFingers take on The Birds. Winner of this game to be pushed ahead to hold onto 3rd place uncontested.
The LadyFingers are coming off a great win over Tie Dye in tough windy conditions that showed their patience and prowess in disc movement. They will need to slow the play and work the disc around to get a win over the tough Birds!
After a hard fought win last week the Birds look to keep on moving with their good form the LadyFingers. With some excellent match ups across the park this is going to be an excellent match!
Sparkles Tip – I flipped a coin to tip this one! LadyFingers to take it in universe point 13-12.

Field 4

The Green Lanterns vs Dark Matter

The undefeated Dark Matter match up against The Green Lanterns in the last game of the week.
Dark Matter are in Red Hot form after taking down 2 of other top 4 teams in the first half of the season. Who can stop their red hot streak?
The Green Lanterns are biding their time at the bottom of the ladder, waiting for the ideal time to strike. With a deep line up full of pace all the Green Lanterns need to do is be patient with the disc and the points will start flowing in.
Sparkles Tip – Dark Matter to be too strong for Green Lanterns winning 13 – 6.

That rounds up the games for this week! What is everyone else’s tips and results from last week? Last week I tipped 3 of 4! This brings my season tipping to 4 of 8.

Until next week! Keep throwing!

Love from Sparkles