Week 7 Previews

In the first match the Rojo Raptures will be coming up against the Purple Cobras. After a decisive display from the Rojo Raptures in the previous week over the Blue Sharks, the Raptures will be looking to keep the momentum going come finals series. But the Cobras are proving to be a handful as they are reaching their potential in the important ends of the season. Will be an interesting match.

AKITD will be staring down the Ogres after both teams lost both previous matches 13-8 ironically. Both teams have been struggling to find consistency throughout matches as both are known to ‘slack-off’ during the late parts of the games, this game will come down to possession and handling.

Blue Sharks will come up against the Mad Hatters. The Mad Hatters although yet to win a match are ripening for the tail end of the season, as they came oh so close to clinching their first win. The Mad Hatters will be looking to a fully fit team with Bobby Jackson from America and Cowgirl Samantha Morgan both named in the starting line-up. The Sharks will be looking to get a good start and continue out with the rhythm throughout the game. Will be a great match to watch and will come down to defence on both teams.

Finally, team Yellow Snow have looked to be the team to look out for as their ‘under the radar’ tactics are finally getting attention. Tie Dye Hards are looking to finish the round robin undefeated as they are 6 on the trot. However, if any team is to stop the glory run of Captain Finny, it will be team Yellow Snow as Shelby poses a serious threat in the air against the freak. The game will come down to solid grit and commitment.

Will be looking forward to watching these matches!

The Townsville Villain.

TownsVillains Mixed Nats Team Barbecue!

The TownsVillains Mixed Nats Team is holding a barbecue for your drunk-feasting pleasure! This Friday night at the Uni Club will be our first barbecue. Friday night is "Bludgers" which starts off when people knock off uni and finishes when they all get too drunk and go somewhere else. We will be there from about 8:30pm onwards but feel free to quench your thirst and develop a healthy appetite before then and just head there straight after uni! This will be a great night to finally socialise with that sexy guy from that team that beat you (his name is Simon by the way, and he's been snatching all your people up, so you need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause he's raping errbody out there!). No but seriously, let's do it.

Come to the back gate. There is an entry fee on this night (there's gonna be some live music) but if you can come to the back gate and accumulate, the manager has agreed to open it up every n0w and then and let ultimate frisbee people in!!! Be sure to reward yourselves for this saving on the entry fee by drinking an extra jug or two.

This Friday night (17th of Sep) at 8ish, Uni Club Bludgers! Be there!

Week 6 Results

In what seemed to be a turn around, it was discussed that zone would no longer be played on Wednesday night league nights before play. It was up to the captains to determine what type of defence and offence would best suit their style of play. After a ladder was put up last week, it showed how tight the teams all were and proved how vital every win was. However, each win should not come at the cost of losing team spirit.

The Purple Cobras took on the Mad Hatters in a match to last the ages. With the return of Bobby Jackson, the Mad Hatters looked promising and did not let down. Several longs plays saw the game on Universal point with nothing separating the teams after 24 points. However, it was the Purple Cobras who came away with the win in a close finish, 13-12. With Mad Hatters chasing a long awaited victory, their team is looking to ripen with potential just in time for finals. Look out!

In the second game, the Rojo Raptures took on the Blue Sharks. In a stunning turn of events, in point 3, Captain America had to leave the field through injury, leaving Team Plus 1, to replace him. With Simon’s pinpoint throws, he dominated possession and took over the game, allowing no breathing space for the Sharks to work with. Rojo Raptures with a decisive victory 13-7.

Team Yellow Snow were looking to get a solid win on the board and cement themselves in third spot. This week they faced a Knife in the Dark and their task was always going to be challenging. Foot blocks aplenty, the game was a thriller and it was great to see two of the games high flyers in Hugh and Shelby match it with each other. A close game with some great highlights, Yellow Snow takes out the win 13-8.

In the final game the Ogres took on the undefeated Tie Die Hards. After a continuous roll of wins, the Tie Die Hards were rolling off confidence galore as someone is yet to stand in between Captain Finny and the coveted League Cup. In what looked to be an easy decisive win to the Tie Die Hards, the Ogres mounted a mini comeback in the second half and nearly pulled of the win. However, it was the Tie Die Hards who finished strong and brought it home 13-8.

With only one more week of round robin, each team must cement their place as high as they can on the ladder to ensure a good finals run. It is imperative to ensure that all players turn up to games, as substitutions will be crucial. As we face the home straight, we must ask ourselves...

Will Finny and the Tie Die Hards make it all the way to the coveted cup? Or will their Dream run end just short...
Will the Mad Hatters finally reach their potential in time for the finals?
Will the Purple Cobras start their dominance over a great win this week?
Will the Rojo Raptures ensure the fitness of their captain before finals and continue on their run?
Will the Blue Sharks finally taste glory after 2 seasons?
Will Hugh lead a Knife in the Dark on the road to the Holy Grail?
Will team Yellow Snow benefit from the American imports they purchased at the start of the season?
Or will the Ogres finally string some wins together and become a dominant force in the league...

All these questions will be answered come finals time, and the league is looking to be hotting up. I can’t wait for finals!

The Townsville Villain

Disc Golf tomorrow (Thursday 16.09)

Disc Golf tomorrow at Anderson Park, O'Reilly St. entrance from 1pm! It's a great big park and disc golf is a lot of fun and you don't have to have played before. Bring your own disc and any spares. We will probably have a couple extra if you don't have one. There are 18 holes but feel free to join for as many as you can stay for.

Call Zane on 0476949938, myself 0419880550 or anyone else you know, if you're a bit late and need to find us!

Hugh

The Townsville Villains' Royal Rivalry TOURNAMENT!!!

Spread the word! We're set up for a great tournament right here in Townsville at the start of October for all our frisbee fanatics! Held at Queens Park in the city, not far from the beach it's gonna be fun!!!

The format will be a King and Queen hat tournament - which means there'll ideally be one male and one female winner at the end of the day! It also means you will get to play with a lot of different people which equals a lot of fun! The way this format works is teams are drawn from a hat for each game. Each game you will be on a different team to the last and every win you get will be a point towards your name! The person with the most points at the end of the day wins!

The date is set as Saturday the 9th of October, which is the weekend after lecture recess has ended. It will be an all day tournament with lunch provided. There will be great PRIZES for the King and Queen winners at the end of the day, as well as other prizes for small events during the day. This will be the best tournament that Townsville has ever had!

The following day, Sunday, will be an "Unofficial" Recovery Floating Party at Ross River!!! Many of you now know what THAT's all about!!! I look forward to it!

AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE TO YOU at League, but if you're keen to get started read on:


Step 1: If you know you're really keen, register for the tournament by first joining AFDA to get a membership number. Fill out this registration.
Step 2: Once this is done, click "Tournaments" on the list on the left, and "Register" and find ours which is called The Townsville Villains' Royal Rivalry or just click here.
Step 3: Select your skill level (important in making up teams for a hat) - these are in order of skill level: 1. Monarch; 2. Prince/Princess; 3. Baron/Baroness; and 4. Jester. There will be no "Dunce" category as noone is that bad!
Step 4: See you at the fields!

Standings

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TEAM	WINS	LOSSES
TIE DIE HARDS	5	0
ROJO RAPTURES	4	1
BLUE SHARKS	3	2
YELLOW SNOW	3	2
A KNIFE IN THE DARK	2	3
THE OGRES	2	3
PURPLE COBRAS	1	4
MAD HATTERS	0	5

Week 5 Results

Wow, what a week it has been. Week 5 has brought some of the best Ultimate we have witnessed so far. As each team has progressed, we can start to see how each team plays, their strengths and weaknesses and who their strike players are. After very close games in week 4, Week 5 was looking to be a good one and it did not disappoint. Please note: MVP’s will be kept secret as only I will know.

The Rojo Raptures took on the Mad Hatters in what looked to be a very tight game at the start. With the Mad Hatters not only playing savage, but with a man down as well, their team of 6 was actually leading. However, only time told as they looked to tire down and slip in the second half, with Dave’s team leaving wondering what could’ve been. Though the Mad Hatters should have their heads held high as the return of Bobby Jackson and Ellie Heywood will be in force as of next Wednesday. Look forward to seeing that! Rojo Raptures pull off the great escape, up 13-10.

In the second game, the Blue Sharks were keen to get two wins on the board as they focused on speed to try and work around the unusually tall team of the “lenken” Purple Cobras. With a very quick first half, it was hard to separate both teams, however it was Blue Sharks who came away with the victory by implementing a Zone Force in the second half. The Blue Sharks on two straight wins, up 13-6.

A Knife in the dark were looking to end the Tie Dye Hards unbeaten streak with the duo of Hugh and Aaron, however even with Simon playing it wasn’t to be. The Tie Dye Hards looked sensational and the game turned out to be a cracker. As the Townsville Villain predicted, Universal point it was, with the Tie Dye Hards taking it out, 13-12 in a thriller.

Lastly, the Ogres were looking for revenge against Yellow Snow. With Duncan incredibly tall as usual, the Ogres were keen for some action. However, with Paula out Yellow Snow fell behind in the first half. After a courageous effort by Shelby and a game winning catch by Rob Edmonds, Yellow Snow completed the second half comeback leaving the Ogres wondering “Maybe we need more than matching shirts...” Yellow Snow winners 13-9.

After what was a crazy week on the field, the attention will turn to next weeks games. Being Week 6 next week, there will only be two more games until finals time. This is where all the teams will fine tune their offence and defence as they will be looking to get the best combinations down for their team in order to bring the best for the finals. I wish all the teams the best of luck and how to see you on the field next week, exams or not!


The Townsville Villain.


*Please note: To all captains, MVP’s after games to remain secret and to inform James at the end of each game along with score.

Round 5 Preview...

The match ups for Round 5 are as follows:


Field 1:
Rojo Raptures v Mad Hatters

Good strong game, will come down to possession and handling. The trick to this contest is making sure Bob’s throws are accurate and the return of Bobby Jackson is waiting. With Ellie running around, the Mad Hatters might be on target for an upset if they are up to the task.


Field 2:
Purple Cobras v Blue Sharks

This game will come down to sheer speed and agility. With the likes of Dane West and Peter Roach on the same field, grass is bound to be torn up. Will be interesting to see how each team plays their offence and defence. Will be worth watching.

Field 3:
A Knife in the Dark v Tie Dye Hards

The Tie Dye Hards are coming into this contest as heavy favourites as they are the only undefeated team in the competition. With the aerial capabilities of both captains, the game will come down to handling abilities and being able to spot the right pass at the right time. Will be a great match up.

Field 4:
Ogres v Yellow Snow

With team Yellow Snow heavily developing and keen to get revenge from a half time slump from the previous week, their players will be looking to “carve up” (for you Paula) on the Frisbee field. However, with the Ogres on a little bit of a roll, they will be keen to get another win on their belt. They will not let slide easily. This game will simply come down to who wants it more. Good old fashion grit and determination.

Round 4 Results

Round 4 saw the continuation of the round robin matches as we were to decide whether the Tie Dye Hards were going to continue on their undefeated streak or if the Mad Hatters were going to win a game...

The games started of with the Blue Sharks taking on Yellow Snow. With Yellow Snow taking the half 7-5 fairly convincingly and Zane getting injured, the Sharks knew that had to work something out. With James returning from injury, he grabbed a quick fire 7 points over Deanna’s 3 and turned the game up-side down. Sharks taking the victory an 8-1 point turn around. 13-8.

Blue Sharks MVP
Peter & Deanna

Yellow Snow MVP
Shelby & Paula

A Knife in the dark took on Rojo Raptures on field 1 as the best in the sky came together. With Hugh and Mike’s aerial battles, it was hard to see what was going on. However it was Rojo Raptures who came out on top 13-7.

Rojo Raptures MVP
Nick P & Eilidah

AKITD MVP
Hugh & Amy

The Tie Dye Hard went up against the Mad Hatters, and it was the undefeated versus the defeated. As Bob tried incredibly hard to end the streak, it was to no avail as the Tie Die Hards strangled them to defeat. Tie Dye Hards remaining undefeated with a convincing 13-6 win.

Tie Dye Hards MVP
Finny & Lisa

Mad Hatters
Matt & Ellie

Finally, the Purple Cobras took on the Ogres. With the Ogres taking control of the game early, the Purple Cobras found it hard to keep up. However, with Sam Jones playing hard, it was always going to be a long contest. Ogres up 13-5

Purple Cobras MVP
JC & Sam Jones

Ogres MVP
Carlos & Echo


After this week, MVP’s will know be unknown with the exception of The Townsville Villain, as the awards will be unknown until finals night. Be sure to be there!

A link to the rules and some cool diagrams which make you feel smart

Once again, it's always useful to point out that Ultimate is self-refereed. You are a referee (yeah Finny you're not the only one who's special). So that means, like Finny attends all his state basketball competitions and sucks up to the big bosses by being so smart, you too must try to be as smart and knowledgeable as you can be - BY KNOWING THE RULES. Sure it's really helpful in a game if you're good at getting your way and winning arguments, this is great, as long as it's done within the rules and guided by your fair intentions which can be found here: http://ultimaterules.co.cc/?page_id=1535

Also, there's plenty of other things to look at while you're on the WFDF webpage, such as this diagram explaining the pull. Pretty cool and very easy to use! There are a number of other diagrams explaining the processes behind picks, travels, and different fouls and infractions.

The Halibut Villains team

Villains at Halibut 2010
minus Finny who was off being a referee for some other sport

Just a little bit of eye-candy stolen off JdR at the Brisbane Ultimate Disc Blog, behold our sexy TownsVillains of the Halibut Competition who came in 5th out of 10!!! Next stop for the Villains on their quest for Ultimate Domination is Mixed Nats in Bathurst!

Round 3

Round 3 - By new blogger The Decoy.

Hot on the heels of a scorching Round 2, Round 3 promised hard fought, intense games. With everyone now schooled in the art of ‘disc’, Round 3 certainly delivered on its promises, bringing a new level of play to Townsville Ultimate. As ever, a great turn out and unquenchable team spirits brought out the best in all the teams, and each game was a spectacle in its own right.

Field One saw the Rojo Raptures make war against the Ogres. With both teams coming off victories in Round 2, it was obvious they were both keen to keep their streak going. Despite some excellent support play, and consistent determination, the Raptures proved too nimble for the Ogres to crush. For their part, the Rojo Raptures made excellent use of their handlers, and were able to exploit the pinpoint accuracy of their throws to great effect. A decisive 13-3 victory to the Rojo Raptures over the Ogres.

Rojo Raptures MVP:

Nick & Monica

The Ogres MVP:

Carlos & Echo

On Field 2, A Knife In The Dark brought their best to bear against the mighty Purple Cobras. Brandishing the blade quickly, AKITD tore ahead with a series of quick points. Not to be shanked so easily, the Cobras deflected the Knives’ thrust, leading from half 7-6. Despite rallying around a rousing warcry, and a late game comeback, AKITD was unable to match the Purple Cobras’ lightning fast and deadly accurate short throwing game. A hard fought, but well-deserved 13-11 win to the Purple Cobras over A Knife In The Dark.

Purple Cobras MVP:

Dane ‘Guy-in-Yellow-Shorts’ West & Caitlin

A Knife In The Dark MVP:

Aaron Patterson & Amy

Meanwhile… Field 3 saw the Tie Die Hards pitted against the Blue Sharks. With Sharks’ co-captain James David out for this round, the Tie Die Hards may have come to the game expecting a walk through the park, or perhaps, a safe stroll into the sea? Alas, no! Well, not entirely. The Blue Sharks gave a good showing, not letting the Tie Die Hards blow them away, but unfortunately went down to a cohesive and coordinated team. Tie Die Hards de-finned the Blue Sharks 13-8, despite the best efforts of MVPs Deanna Finn (heh, get it?) and Peter.

Tie Die Hards MVPS:

Finny, Cooper & Lisa

Blue Sharks MVPS:

Peter & Deanna

And all this time, Field 4 was witness to the effervescence (try saying that holding your tongue!) of 7-Up against Bob’s Team’s err… unpunability… A spirited bunch, that Bob’s Team. Despite being down a man, Bob’s Team managed to give a good showing to the lustrous 7-Up, not letting them run away with the game. Not quite a seven-up victory, the win does indeed go 13-7, to 7-Up, over Bob’s Team.

7-Up MVP:

Ian & Sarah C

Bob’s Team MVP:

Matt & Ellie

And so ends Round 3… The landscape of the teams shifts again, but always remains subject to change. With victories won, and lessons learned, it’s important to hold tight to that team spirit. Ever elusive to define, it’s team spirit that keeps us fighting on when the score looks grim, and a comeback seems nigh impossible. Stick together, teach each other terms, and practice throws together! Being able to trust each other on the field is what separates a great team from a good team.

True throws, and may the wind not screw you over,

The Townsville Villain.

Round 3 Preview..

With the third round coming up, it will be interesting to see, who as a team has developed well. As early on as it is, each team as a whole has picked up the game incredible fast and each game is beginning to become increasingly interesting as weeks progress.

On Field 1 we have the Rojo Raptures facing The Ogres. After both teams are coming of hard fought wins from the previous week, both teams will have their confidence levels sky high. The game will come down to the control of the disc and The Ogres must play their game and not get carried away with playing Mikes game if they would like their winning streak to continue.

On Field 2 we have the Purple Cobras coming up against A knife in the dark. With Hugh in unfamiliar territory with wins at the start of the season, he will be looking to keep the wins flowing up against the Purple Cobras. However, with the Purple Cobras improving at a spectacular rate, Hugh’s hands will be full with the task.

On Field 3 we have the Blue Sharks facing off against the Tie Dye Hards. With one of the Captains out injured the on field duties will remain solely on Zane’s shoulders for the entirety of the match. However, with Peter stepping up in the deep, the Blue Sharks will be fine without James. However with Finny stepping onto the field and getting familiarized with his captain’s job, he will be hard to stop. This game will be a thriller.

Finally on Field 4 we have Bob’s team coming up against 7-Up. Bob’s team has just come off a narrow loss in universal point from the previous week, and are looking for redemption from the Frisbee gods. However, with Shelby and co. on the other side of the field, their task will come down to precision passing, careful cuts and patience with the disc.

All games this week are looking great and I can’t wait to see each team go at it! Play hard!

The Townsville Villain.

Round 2

As Round 2 commenced, each player had seemed somewhat familiarised with their team and their captain. They all realised what had to be done and the potential of themselves and their team. Once again, there was a huge turn out before the 7pm start and it was great to see people throwing. Each team had their own idea on how to warm up and teach all the beginners the game and in doing so, each player showed great improvement throughout the game.

On Field One was the clash of the Americans. Mike Larson and Shelby Jones. After Shelby’s MVP efforts in the previous week Mike had some work to do. However, with Mike’s ability to turn a game upside down, that is what he did. Controlling the game with his throws, Mike slowly found confidence in his players and his abilities to exploit every strength in every player in his team was put on show. A tight game right to the end, finishing with a courageous win to Rojo Raptures 13 to 11 over 7-Up.

Rojo Raptures MVP:
Mike & Melana

7-Up MVP:
Johannes & Paula


On Field 2 was The Tie Dye Hards v The Purple Cobras. With handlers like Lisa and Cooper it was always going to be a hard task for The Purple Cobras, however as proved in the score line, the game was no pushover. The highlight of the game was definitely watching Finny one on one with Dane West, in the ultimate battle of aerial and speed skills. The duel lasted all night and it was great to see both players having fun whilst being competitive. Great game of Ultimate, and both teams will be looking forward to their next games coming up.

Tie Dye Hards MVP:
Cooper & Lisa

Purple Cobras MVP:
Sam Jones & JC


On Field 3 The Blue Sharks faced off against Knife in the Dark. With Simon following Hugh for the second successive week, AKITD was looking to be a good side. However, it was the Blue Sharks who took the half 7-3. With a power speech from the captain, AKITD came out with a different outlook and began to turn the tables. However, one could say that their courageous captain Hugh Osborne took out opposing Captain James David in a very suspicious bid. With that being said, AKITD squared it up at 10-10 and it came down to the last few points. As each point seemed forever, AKITD took it out in a thriller 13-11 over the Blue Sharks.

Blue Sharks MVP:
James & Deanna

A Knife in the Dark MVP:
Hugh & Heidi

In the last game on Field 4, it was the clash of the big D’s. In Duncan the Midget Webley and well... Bob. With Dave working on controlling the disc and working around patience, the tactic seemed to be working in the first half. However, the big man was just getting warmed up. Firing up his troops, he found gaps on the field and managed to get the Ogres over the line in Universal Point. 13-12.

The Ogres MVP:
Michael & Ellie

Dave’s Team MVP:
Mark Genge & Echo.

With Round 2 over, its time to look towards Round 3. Keeping in mind that a lot of the beginners in the league have picked up the disc for the first time 3 weeks ago. It is important not to rush into too much of the technical side of the game as it may drive many future potential players away from this great game. Also, it is imperative to keep team spirit as this is one of our best seasons and that these preliminary rounds are not about winning, instead about making sure players stay. Encourage beginners and girls to catch and call for the disc, as they are the future of the sport.

Happy Throwing!

The Townsville Villain.

Townsville on AFDA

Hey it's Volunteer of the month on AFDA and Townsville gets a mention in the form of Simon and Mike. Well done and thanks for all your hard work!

http://www.afda.com/trashtalk/showarticle.php?articleid=770

Hey der, I heeryoo went on the Skying Fligh Pub Crawl!!! A memoir of the Sky High Pub Crawl...

Whoa! All I can say is I’ve lost my Pub Crawl virginity in the right way at the right time!!! There’s no way any other pub crawl or meagre night could have topped that!!! If that is my only ever pub crawl I will still die happy with my efforts. I doubt it will be my last though.

The night began with the red-carpetesque arrival of everyone to Campus throughout the next hour, as each person entered heads turned to see who’d outdone whom in the costume stakes. Names were ticked off, green armbands were given and trusty goon-punch cups thrust into the awaiting hands with directions toward the large vessel holding each arrivee’s fate for the evening. The barbecue was tightly manned. There was a bevy of girls with delicate wings affixed to their fairy costumes, well-trimmed commercial pilots with aviators masking their features and scruffy air force pilots in jumpsuits. There were also cute ghosts, bees, ladybeetles, a pyjama-clad sand(wo)man, hippies. A superhero theme – a bat(wo)man and a Captain Finny. Iceman from TopGun joined the dogfight. A couple of Buzz Lightyears were unpacked. There were some questionables such as a double rainbow, which was “starting to look like a triple rainbow” as the night progressed. A white haired white eyed guy freaked everyone out but still we didn’t know. Penguins - WTF mate!? I like, I like. There was also some culture a famous cartoon character from Norway, Carlson on the roof, a guy with helicopter bits and a beer gut that us non-Norwegians had to learn about. There were some cultural questionables donning tribal feather headpieces. And then there was a simple young terrorist with boomsticks ready to blow us all SKY HIGH!!!

And so began the party! The copious amounts of goon-punch provided received some early and surprised compliments before some minor ingredients ran out and taste-buds lacked to tell the difference. “10 minutes till bus, drink up” was announced just as the 30L container was once again topped up with another 3 or 4 few casks of goon and a splash (bottle) of Rumba! Five minutes later it was almost all gone!

First stop Riverview Tavern! Feeling seedy already but we got stuck into the jugs and shots here! Loud chanting of names this week not allowed “ECHO! ECHO!”. Pub goers enjoyed the company of most of us, even though we might have blocked their view of the Friday night Footy at times! Mike tried his best to announce time till departure using his best MC abilities, even employing height on a chair to tame the voices, but alas, more chanting! Each word of his spoken was mere ammunition to the horde fostering their repetition of a chosen word. But the message found its way across as I don’t believe we lost a soul. Dignity later perhaps but souls and individuals were safe tonight!

Let’s go! Next stop, I have no idea where! 60 odd people on a bus once again traveling blind, darkness outside the bus and intoxication inside the head! I do believe we made our way to Cannon Park and the pub there, Irish Finnegan’s. Suddenly, as is the true beauty of such a pub crawl, the bar came alive. Known facts about a Pub Crawl: makes previously dull and boring location suddenly fucking awesome!!! Some spruiking of the soon to exist Small Adventure Club begins with Co-President of the SAC over a game of pool as beer takes control. Another rule of pub crawls: They also make you start to feel very comfortable about doing things that you shouldn’t. A lot of people danced.

Another great part of the night spent as we head out to await the bus after finishing up the stint here. Bus delays, WTF all you had to do was wait there for us, where did you go bus/bus driver? The double rainbow idea is now starting to feel a bit more like a Gay Jesus than a triple rainbow as I made a final return to the pub smoking area alone to scan for lost Frisbee players. The derogatory thought had been implanted by Dave only hours earlier and it had seeped its way in.

Again the bus. Spirits are very VERY high. I’m not sure but I bet it was jostling inside this thing as we made our way. Complete blackness outside the bright lights inside. Nothing suss going on in the bus or so we thought, but once again, where are we? Townsville has finally appeared like a large city and made us feel lost. We arrive at Unknown Destination Number 3! Everyone has climbed off and is almost inside when I follow TopGun back having heard that somehow a magical spew has appeared. The night has claimed its first victim. Upon returning the magical spew has vanished. The bus driver has redeemed himself, and also run out of rags. Hooray! I get to keep both my rainbows…this time!

“Venue 3” is a great place to hit after the first few. If I hadn’t known better I would have guessed we’d left Townsville, because I was at a pub I’d never been to. This is like a cheap holiday! Get real drunk, drive around in the dark and forget you’re still in Townsville. The lighting inside is getting darker. It’s working hand-in-hand with an increase in blood-alcohol level. Lots more dancing and silly stuff. Party looking “EPIC”. Steve Irwin is here. At least I think it’s him, or is it the ghost of Steve? He’s brought a great big bloody crocodile! Time to impress people with skills from outside of Ultimate - tackling reptiles. But I have a feeling I wasn’t the only one who thought they knew how this was done. What else happened! No one knows. Sketchy bits……….

Bus….Sketchy bits again….

We’re in town on the bus still! Outside Flynn’s. Here’s familiar territory! And with familiar territory comes the decision I’d been dreading. Do I need to don a t-shirt and remove my gay jesus costume to appeal to the bouncers, the spear poking Romans of Towntown or should I risk persecution for the cause that I embody? People start slapping me on the bare skin of my back. Perhaps as they walk past to exit the bus, or perhaps just because they’re sadisic. Then it gets harder. They’ve started using the wooden spoons from Carson on the Roof’s propeller. Decision made. My back hurts and the night is young. I am putting a shirt on. Enter Flynn’s. Time for more jugs I can only imagine tasted delicious! Costumes everywhere! And so ended my pub crawl cause the rest is a blur!

I hope everyone had not just a great night, but one of the best nights of their year so far! Thanks to everyone who helped out in some way and particularly to Sam and Sarah for their efforts in organising such a memorable event (we know there’s something good to remember, we just don’t know the details)!

Hugh

Round 2 Preview...

After a great first round, the league is looking great with many players showing awesome potential. Each team looks even, with every team having an even chance of winning the championship. Only time will tell the difference between each team, as the ladder is looking tight.

On field One, Mr. America will come up against his fellow country man in Shelby Jones. Shelby will be looking to maintain his red hot form from last round with his MVP efforts proving to be the difference in the teams. However, Mike who has hardly seen a loss on his career belt has started off the season slow with a very convincing loss to Team Finny. Mike will be looking to dominate the game and developing each player. Townsville Villain Prediction: Shelby to continue with his dominance with help from impact player Ashley O’Sullivan to take the victory in a thriller, 13-10.

On field two we have Team Finny coming up against Sam Jones and Chris Ende. Finny will be looking to use Cooper as a strike player with Rob handling, this will put him in an awesome deep cutting position to hopefully get his team over the line. However, team Sam is no push over, with strong girls on their team, possession will be strong. In addition, MVP from round 1, Matty Hamilton will be looking to touch the disc every second throw and with Dane West making an appearance, Finny might find it hard to find disc in the end zone. This game is looking to be a ripper. Villain predicts Team Finny to take it, 13-7.

One field 3, we have the league leaders, the Blue Sharks coming up against ‘A knife in the dark’. After clutching a sudden death victory from Round 1, AKITD will be looking get off to a solid start. With Hugh and Aaron running amok, AKITD will have no trouble finding speed around the field. However with James and Peter marking, they will make their lives hell. The game will come down to long points, pin point throws and clever cutting. The Villain predicts the Blue Sharks to take the victory 13-8.

Last but not least on field 4 we have Team DeHollander coming up against The Ogres. With both teams coming of losses in the previous week both will be looking to get off to a good start and focus on playing defensive. However, team DeHollander holds the key to the victory through specialist strike player Ray ‘Brigade’ Everest. With Ray sporting his brand new footy boots, he will be looking to break ankles all over the field. Townsville Villain predicts Team DeHollander to take the victory 13-9.

Tonight will be cold with field one being very muddy. It is wise to invest in a pair of football boots, a water bottle and maybe a jumper if need be. Be sure to turn up early for your team for some much needed warm up and pre game tactics. Good luck to all teams!!

The Townsville Villain.

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