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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Ultimate Frisbee Finals Previews!

Finals time!!! Without any further ado here are the match previews and special guest predictions from our Ex-El Presidente Hugh 'Pugh' Osborn!

Starting from the 9th / 10th Playoff


Zulu Zebras vs More Smarter Than You

The battle for the infamous wooden spoon this year is contested between Dee & Carlos' Zulu Zebras & Zane & Mark's More Smarter Than You. After an up and down season for both teams a ferocious hunger will be shown to avoid the wooden spoon!

Ex El Presidente Prediction

Hearing about their hammers-only game last week the Zulus sound like they're out to have fun and Carlos seems honoured to get his 2nd Wooden spoon (in a row).  I like what MSTY, with Zane at the helm, aims to do in creating a permanent team to take the trophy in a couple of semester's time (would love to see their team uniforms Franich-style) and hope to see a few more player combinations remain together next League.  I hear rumour that a few of the main frisbee brains on More Smarter Than You are missing so I tip Zulu for the win, outclassing them with brawn.  I would love Genge, who's all-brawn on-field, to prove me wrong.  Zulu Zebras 13 - 6


7th / 8th Playoff


Sky High vs White Lightning

In a round 1 rematch Duncan and his High flying Skyers take on Cody's White Lightning in a electrifying match! Duncan has Rob Davies & Godfrey plus a barrage of capable and energetic ladies while Cody boasts a strong team full of male handlers.

Ex El Presidente Prediction

Carlos and Dee's bad hammers have gifted White Lightning a chance to avoid the wooden spoon and they should be lucky.  I predict Sky High to come out victorious as their captain Big Dunc is now beginning to get some years of leadership practise behind him and this will help in the outcome. Sky High 13 - 7


5th / 6th Playoff


Pink Stink vs Tea Cup Pigs

Both teams coming off tough matches the week before will be hungry to get a win against the other. Pink Stink took the honors through the round games so Tea Cup Pigs will be hungry for revenge! Look out for the handler battle between captains Ash Osul and Rob DeHollander. Will be a battle for the ages!


Ex El Presidente Prediction

Former 2nd in command Lascivious Ladyfinger, Rob Dehollander is finally fledging and taking his own team.  One of the senior players in Townsville in the most junior of ways - I look forward to the all-roundedness this will add to his ultimate.  Ash is typically a finals beast, but the relegation to the 5/6 battle and not a 3rd placing may put him off his game.  If Rob keeps control of the disc and limits turnovers, I see them overwhelming the TC Piggies.  Pink Stink 13 - 8



Semi Final # 1


Black Mambas vs We Tie You Die

In the first semi final of the 2012 Townsville Ultimate Frisbee League we see the first seeded Black Mambas take on the sixth seeded We Tie You Die.
Black Mambas took the minor premiership only dropping 1 game throughout the season (to We Tie You Die) and cruising through the first week of the finals. Always dangerous is the captain James David. Townsville regulars Tom Felix and Rowan Hall are ever improving and American dynamos Brad Feiger and Shane Foley will be looking to bring the hurt on their Tie Dye clad opponents.
We Tie You Die had a tough season finishing in 6th place but had a strong run through the finals beating the 5th seeded Tea Cup Pigs and the 3rd seeded Pink Stink to make the semis. Key players through the roster include the captain Matt 'Finny' Finn, Townsville great Ricky Hazelton, American turned Aussie Liss Bowden plus new star recruits Bebe Worsfield and Wes Monts.
Expect the aerial battle between James and Finny to be a deciding factor in this game!
An absolute ripper of a semi final game between two in form teams! This should be a fantastic game of ultimate!

Ex El Presidente Prediction

Finny's team has managed a comeback after placing 6th after the round robins to get to the semis.   With a strong victory over a decent team in Ash O'Sullivan's last week, that same work ethic that got them through last game should see them upset the Minor Premiers.  James might have a better chance of shutting out their captain than did Tea Cup Piggies.  But with a recent Nationals campaign behind him and some ulti.tv filmed and commentated upon "ugly pulls", the smaller fields of Townsville should help steer We Tie, You Die to a grand finals berth.  WTYD 13 - 11


Semi Final # 2


Blue Blizzard vs Red Imperium

In the second semi final of the 2012 Townsville Ultimate Frisbee League we see the second seeded Blue Blizzard take on the third seeded Red Imperium.
After a slow start to the season Blue Blizzard picked up star recruit Mike 'The General' Larson and never looked back from there.
Their co-captains Ryan Miller and Timmy Roland in their debut year of captaincy have done well with their team turning them into a finely tuned machine. Between themselves, Mike and American import Will Rees Blue Blizzard have a dominant handling line up. The lady machines Sanne and Aline cause all sort of problems as well. A solid all around team.
The Red Imperium had a solid season disrupted by attendance at times. Fortunately everything pieced itself together come finals time.
Co-captains Mattie 'Beef Train' Hamilton and Sean 'Bevo' Beveridge lead the Red Imperium with cool heads while All American player Tyler Wright and Townsville's very own golden boy Peter Roach run rings around their opponents. Look to see lots of change it up disc play from the Red Imperium.
This match will be decided on how Red Imperium decide to deal with Mike ' The General' Larson. Period.


Ex El Presidente Prediction


I don't know the history of Tim and Ryan's team the Blue Blizzards, but with their star power I'd guess their only reason for placing 2nd was a certain Micky Larson was in Africa.  Red Imperium just won't have the same level of control and patience with the disc that BB will have instilled by now and the resulting turnovers would be enough to lose them this semi.  Expect my best sneaky recruit/Rookie of the Century, the former Lascivious Ladyfingers player Sanne to be open all day in the endzone for some M. Larson throws.  Blue Blizzard 13 - 6


There you have it folks! Sparkles and the Pugh's Previews and Predictions for Week 2 of the Townsville Ultimate Finals! Hope everyone is excited for some great disc action!!!

Keep on throwing!

Love

Sparkles :-)

Monday, May 14, 2012

2012 Ultimate Frisbee Semester 1 Final Series

Week one of the 2012 Townsville Ultimate Frisbee Final Series kicked off last Wednesday night with the last double game night of the season!
With 2 rounds of finals to play to determine the final combatants all the players were ready for a competitive night of Ultimate!

In the first round of the finals we had the following matches played.

Black Mambas (1) vs White Lightning (10)
Blue Blizzard (2) vs Sky High (9)
Pink Stink (3) vs More Smarter Than You (8)
Red Imperium (4) vs Zulu Zebras (7)
Tea Cup Pigs (5) vs We Tie You Die (6)

After a tough first round of matches the finals scores were...

Black Mambas def White Lightning 11-5
Blue Blizzard def Sky High 10-6
Pink Stink def More Smarter Than You 13-4
Red Imperium def Zulu Zebras 11-8
Tea Cup Pigs def by We Tie You Die 7-10

After seeing Black Mambas and Blue Blizzard keep up their winning ways and earning a trip to the semi finals the other 8 teams had to battle out their second game of the night. 4 teams fighting to stay in the race for the Townsville Ultimate Championships and the other 4 teams fighting to avoid the dreaded wooden spoon!

Red Imperium vs Tea Cup Pigs
Pink Stink vs We Tie You Die

Zulu Zebras vs White Lightning
More Smarter Than You vs Sky High

After another hours of high flying fast paced ultimate the semi finalists were decided...

Red Imperium def Tea Cup Pigs 13-8
Pink Stink def by We Tie You Die 6-9

Zulu Zebras def by White Lightning 5-8
More Smarter Than You def by Sky High 4-13

With a round of upsets the matches were decided!

Semi Final # 1

Black Mambas vs We Tie You Die

Semi Final # 2

Blue Blizzard vs Red Imperium

5th / 6th Play-off

Pink Stink vs Tea Cup Pigs

7th / 8th Play-off

Sky High vs White Lightning

9th /10th Play-off (WOODEN SPOON)

Zulu Zebras vs More Smarter Than You



Keep your eyes open for a super special finals preview extravaganza from Sparkles with a possibility of a special guest interview tomorrow night!

Lots of love!

Sparkles :-)

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Internet Interest: Ultimate Frisbee club loses season after nudity

You gotta feel for this American University team. Here's a quote:

Team co-captain Dusty Becker said Monday that while he was sorry, he didn’t see a problem with the team’s recent behaviors.

“Speeding, drinking, nudity they’re not bad things,” he told the executive committee. “They’re things a big portion of the community doesn’t think are wrong.”

He's right. We should send angry letters to the people who made the decision, telling them how angry we are. Someone find their address!

Friday, January 1, 2010

The New Year 2010!

Welcome to 2010! It is the New Year and it will be a good year for Townsville Ultimate, so Happy New Year!

Only a few weeks ago many of the folk who call Townsville home attended our first holiday game of Ultimate which was a success. It was so great to see everyone attend with such enthusiasm even in the light of hangovers from the Saturday night before, lack of fitness since the end of the season and even unsatiated hunger for the barbie after. It was nice to follow the game with a cosy barbie back at our 2 President's, Si and Mike, before we broke up for Christmas!

Preceeding the game people involved or beginning involvement with the committee attended a quick meeting summarising the look of our next year. It was good to see some new faces particularly Sam, Bobby, and Finny.

The meeting was a success with many new things discussed some of the more exciting ideas being a demo game of Ultimate before a Fury match, possible press release of results into the paper, and my favourite, one that I've personally wanted to see for years but which was suggested by male stripper extraordinare, Bobby, a nude calendar of all our hottest frisbee players delivered with the quote "175 grams is all that stands between me and your wildest dream." The only issue being after we fill the first few months with pictures of Bobby, what to do with the rest of the year. Simon's solution was simple: "Kittens in bowls for the last 6 months". Now I really do hope this next semester brings some female calendar interest for everyone's sake.

Oh and a side note: Pretty girls of the past 5 years of Ultimate if you ever get to read this, you know who you are, don't make me name you (if Hamish ever made advances on you then you may or may not fit this description - sorry Auds you can cough it up). But seriously please send any photos suiting the above description involving a disc and themed or unthemed nudity that we could use in our Girls and Guy of Townsville Ultimate Charity Appeal Calendar to our email address on the sidebar or to my own. They will be greatly appreciated. Anyone who is interested also feel free to drop us a line.

All the best for the New Year,
Hugh