Monday night concluded the first season of TSVL. For those who are unaware, TSVL is Townsville's premier Ultimate league featuring the best players from the city. It was a chilly "winter's" night in Townsville but the players did what they had to to turn up the heat.
Bronze Medal playoffs
Sex Panthers VS Wooden Spoon All Stars No Name
The 3rd/4th place playoff was between Sex Panthers and Wooden Spoon All Stars No Name (who in the name of the Lord thought this one up?) and WSASNN added three super duper incredible players to their lineup. Joe, Eric, and Phangbang, who all missed the entire season due to lack of presence, showed up and fired the WSASNN into third place. The general consensus is that Eric should quit Ultimate and consider a career as a ballerina instead.
Grand Finals
Demigods VS Fiery Biscuits
The grand final match saw a very stacked Demigods (seriously who comes up with these names) go up against David Dehollander's Fiery Biscuits (come on guys! really!?). To improve their odds, Dehollander and Swan both had to borrow some super awesome armsleeves to help boost their juju. This allowed David to throw some backhands of FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM but to no avail because let's face it; is there anyone in this league who can stop the receiving abilities of Finny?
So Demigods were crowned Champions and Finny won the MVP award (did I hear someone say "fixing"?). No honestly though congratulations to them.
Fiery Biscuits won the "Most Spirited Team" award and Mark Ivan Ross "Hairy Legs with REALLY short footy shorts" Franich took home the individual accolade for that category.
The next season starts on September 2nd. Maybe the St Mary's Kids can get their names on the plague, who knows? Until then, let's not have dicks for fingers!
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From my spot on the sideline it was the awesome marker defence on Bob and the biscuit handlers that won the game. Finny wouldn't have been able to grab the easy goals without turns generated.
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