Round 8!

Blue Sharks 13 smashed Yellow Fever 2

Heavyweights 13 def. Motherhuckers 9

Hard Force and Pink BAMFs


It was like the Blue Sharks wanted to return the favour of their last defeat at the hands of Yellow Fever. When these two teams last met, a strong Yellow Fever managed to punch the Blue Sharks right on the nub of their nose, while an extra random nationals bound player on Yellow just added the insult, poking them in both eyes till they went away and victory was clinched. This time around it seems that the Yellow Fever had reached a worsened stage, and they were too weak to poke and prod at the Blue Shark to keep it at bay, let alone sucker punch it and poke out its eyes! It’s like they thought they’d be patting dolphins but instead got plunged into a shark feeding frenzy. Blue Sharks 13 def. Yellow Fever 2.

Well well well, we’ve known it all along. The Heavyweights really are a tough bunch. Apparently half their men eat grenades for breakfast while the other half are made of a light-but-strong titanium alloy, and their women can squat your daddy! Luckily East Germany wasn’t represented tonight (Yvonne) or the Motherhuckers would’ve been assembled, measured, and told loudly in a harsh german accent that they’d never amount to anything worthy of sporting greatness! That would’ve put even more of a damper on the top team. Just like when Beth skied Mike, her genitals hitting him in the face before he passed underneath her and then she went on to get the goal and achieve double happiness! I suppose that's nothing compared to 5' nothing Frenchie Tom deeing up myself, in the endzone with an embarrassing overhead catch bouncing out of my hands because of all his "defensive pressure". Heck both teams will be playing again at the start of the finals in another do-or-die game for the Heavyweights but if the ‘h*ckers get their way it’ll be “COBRA! COBRA! COBRA!”…all the way to a win…? Well done to both teams for just having a fun game! Heavyweights 13 def. Motherhuckers 9

A plague upon both your houses! It’s like tonight someone had a put a curse on both these teams, the Pink BAMFs and Hard Force. That curse being in the form of a hangover that gave everyone on each team the dropsies! No doubt the witch of Norway, Kathrine, who created a volcano in less useful country Iceland to halt her travels longer in Townsville, also schemed this curse up in the form of another “farewell party”. Thankfully this time having used her powers on the attendees at the farewell party to give them all a case of the dropsies and the massive win for the Blue Sharks (above), she was unable to maintain the cloud of ash spreading over the northern hemisphere and departed the next day, this time for real. Kathrine = Curse = Hangover = Dropsies = REALLY LONG POINTS = GETTING MORE EXHAUSTED = MORE DROPSIES! It’s a vicious cycle! Hard Force 13 def. Pink BAMFs 11

Looking forward to next week’s 2 game night –
Finals Games followed then by the Semi-finals and the Wooden Spoon match. 7:15 start so be there with your teams nice and early (my team get there at 6:30 – other teams not so early). BRING LOTS OF ENERGY!!!